GPOY. Derby De Mayo time. Too bad it’s 45 degrees outside. 

GPOY. Derby De Mayo time. Too bad it’s 45 degrees outside. 

Spring is hereeeeeeee!

Spring is hereeeeeeee!

It’s a straighten my hair and wear a lot of pink kind of night. Let the weekend begin…

It’s a straighten my hair and wear a lot of pink kind of night. Let the weekend begin…

I forgot to order a new Obama shirt, so this one will have to do for today. 

I forgot to order a new Obama shirt, so this one will have to do for today. 

I haven’t been this happy in a really, really long time.

I haven’t been this happy in a really, really long time.

Thank you fancy grad school for occasionally giving me an excuse to dress like a girly girl. Now it’s time to find my jersey and watch the USWNT game…

Thank you fancy grad school for occasionally giving me an excuse to dress like a girly girl. Now it’s time to find my jersey and watch the USWNT game…

Brace yourselves, the olympics are here

friend: hey wanna do som-
me: sorry i can't the olympics are on
friend: let's go get foo-
me: sorry i can't the olympics are on
friend: happy birthd-
me: sorry i can't the olympics are on
friend: the fair is in town we shou-
me: sorry i can't the olympics are on
friend: omg my cat is dea-
me: sorry i can't the olympics are on
friend: your house is burning dow-
me: sorry i can't the olympics are on
friend: there's an apocolypse com-
me: sorry i can't the olympics are on

Who needs to study when you can have a Call Me Maybe sing-along??

I’m bringing planking back.

I’m bringing planking back.

My mother’s version of Mothers Day is buying her children ridiculous gifts and taking embarrassing pictures. I fucking love my family.

My mother’s version of Mothers Day is buying her children ridiculous gifts and taking embarrassing pictures. I fucking love my family.

It’s not official until you have the sweatshirt. 

It’s not official until you have the sweatshirt. 

NIGHTNIGHT by DEDDY