Bought a candle from Bath and Body Works that literally smells like the scents from Soarin’. Excuse me while i pretend I’m in Epcot for the next few days. 

My life in St. Louis has reached the epitome of boredom. Can’t wait to start my spring adventures in Cali in ten days. 

sleazzyweasley:

adriofthedead:

ghostalebrije:

speedwag:

i want every frame of this tattooed on my body and then i want it on my gravestone

the icecream

children in a nutshell

I am both of them when I’m drunk.

cannot. stop. laughing. 

(Source: fuks, via makeyourhearthappy)

panic-at-the-discount-store:

I show affection for my pets by holding them against me and whispering I love you repeatedly as they struggle to escape from my arms

(via charliethecag)

Remember that time I made out with someone at a stats conference?

Winning at life this week. 

Prayer circle for Leonardo DiCaprio

(Source: effinbullseye, via season-for-dreaming)

I’m going on a blind date tomorrow.

This should be interesting…

crmsnfrn:

lightflame:

multishipperpirateking:

5thcellarofthetardis:

jlm-be-spooky:

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rochielle:

appeasingclouds:

A new vending machine has been released which can print any book within minutes.

The Espresso Book Machine has access to 500,000 different books - the same as 23.6 miles of shelf space - and can even churn out a fresh copy of Crime and Punishment in just nine minutes.

Pages are printed at a rate of over 100 per minute and are then pressed, glued and cut to produce a pristine book.

Users simply pick the book they would like on a screen and wait for it to be printed … it certainly is a novel way of getting a new book.

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WHO WANTS TO ROAD TRIP WITH ME TO THIS VENDING MACHINE Y/Y? 

I think Johannes Gutenberg’s mind would turn to mush and come out of his ears and eyes if he ever saw this. 

GRABBY HANDS I WANT

GIVE IT HERE

I might just have died

It took 10,000 years, but this is the freaking pinnacle of human achievement.

OH FUCK I NEED THESE TO BE ON EVERY DAMN STREET CORNER!

McNally Jackson in NYC has one. It’s also just a fucking awesome bookstore.

(Source: tinyvolcano, via commie-pinko-liberal)

NIGHTNIGHT by DEDDY